Yeah, We Do Get It. We Were Once Kids Too Ya Know. Lol

Mom & Kid Fighting

Kid: Your rules are just stupid.  They serve no purpose!
Mom: Your opinion.  Live by them in my house.
Kid: Fine, I'm leaving. (packs bag and goes to friends)
Mom: Fine, see ya.  Don't expect me to do anything for you.
(kid returns after school next day)
Kid: Mom, can you let me know when you have some time.
Mom: Time? *laughs* No such thing in my life.  For what?
Kid: I need you to help me with my resume.
Mom: Fine.  Spell check it and then call me.
Kid walks away.

Moral: We may hate what you do to screw up your life but us Mom's are always there when you need us.  Our rules help you learn to be adults.  You don't have to like them or agree with them.  Save us all the trouble of arguing, just do it.  You will have to grow up sometime.